5/17/2012 Tweets

  • Autopsy results show Trayvon Martin had injuries to his knuckles http://t.co/KMisOPGy [crickets chirp at Al Sharpton's podium] #

5/16/2012 Tweets

  • That awkward Sunday morning moment when you realise that the Sprint Cup race was last night #

5/14/2012 Tweets

  • The revised new narrative: when Dems change their mind, they evolve. When Rs open their mouth, they're a racist. #
  • Hmm, I guess no one knows the answer, wants to guess or give the bad news. Re: TV coverage of #FSU games in Big 12 #

5/11/2012 Tweets

  • Ah, the new narrative: Republicans flip-flop, Democrats "evolve" #

5/10/2012 Tweets

  • What company will be first to commercially sell an orange jumpsuit with 11593-051 stenciled across the back? #

5/9/2012 Tweets

  • Is #Bunny any relation to Thornton? #

5/8/2012 Tweets

  • WTG Ricky Bobby, I was hoping to see you lead the race #

5/7/2012 Tweets

  • One Player Away, Fire Ham, I See Ya!, Brenda Resigns, Rooster's Tale, Pepper Spray & Lyme #FSUKentuckyderbynames #
  • I've seen more MCA tweets in the past hour than Seau tweets in the past 2 days. Vegan Buddhist trumps magnanimous icon athlete #
  • Irony of the day: The Secret Service hooker complains that her life has been ruined. #
  • Democrat Strategist Jehmu Greene Calls Tucker Carlson a Bow Tie Wearing White Boy http://t.co/uFW4BqNC Because tolerance is overrated :) #
  • #julia must be ugly as f___ #

5/5/2012 Tweets