President Bush is giving a press conference outside at his Texas ranch and his dog, in plain view, is taking a dump behind him.

psychoholic, n. She will have nothing to do with a man unless he can provide her with abuse; mental, physical or otherwise.
(You heard it here first)

We come into this world crying while all around us are smiling.
May we so live that we go out of this world smiling while everybody around us is weeping.
Yeah, that would be a Persian proverb alright. Probably written by a suicide bomber.

Sacred Heart Hospital should’ve researched the name of their web site domain a little better. shhpens.org looks like an abbreviation for “Shit Happens.”

I’m an ex-Air Force guy, but this is one of the best billboards I’ve seen in some time.