25 years after their last studio album, the boys finally pick up their Lifetime Achievement Grammy. Bonzo, it’s sad that you couldn’t be there to get your crystal.

I’ve heard of fanatics offering their first-born to their sports team of choice, but not the means of producing them
An emasculated Welsh rugby fan was recovering Tuesday from keeping his promise to castrate himself if his team lost, The Mirror reported. Geoff Huis, 26, was in serious condition after the Saturday stunt that horrified his [...]

Last night, I forced myself into the ole ear cleaning procedure. You know - the 10-20 drops of solution in one ear and then 20 minutes of looking like a dork by tilting your head to one side. Well, it worked. Too well I think. Now everything’s too damn loud.
I should’ve saved some of [...]