The girl I was dreaming about last night must have been Arabic.
Ever had one of those days when you had this bad taste in your mouth that just would not go away? That’s what I’m going through today. I’ve tried everything: Listerine strips, brushing, some strong mint chocolate fudge. Nothing is working.
Yep, she must’ve been Arabic, cuz it sure tastes like camel dung.

March 8th, 2005 - 6:02 pm
Ha…ha…ha?
Oh wait, I get it. The effects of your poor oral hygeine as a racial slight to people of Arabic descent.
March 9th, 2005 - 1:39 am
Is this any better?
The girl I was dreaming about last night must have been a zoo-keeper.
Ever had one of those days when you had this bad taste in your mouth that just would not go away? That’s what I’m going through today. I’ve tried everything: Listerine strips, brushing (I repeat BRUSHING), some strong mint chocolate fudge. Nothing is working.
Yep, she must’ve been a zoo-keeper, cuz it sure tastes like camel dung.
If not, I’ll break out the violin (and some cheese)
April 1st, 2005 - 10:33 am
Or this…
The girl I was dreaming about last night must have been a cave woman.
Yep, she must’ve been a cave woman, cuz it sure tastes like dino-dung.