I saw one of these before, made the necessary adjustments, posted it and then thought, “Why am I comparing to all the rest?” So I made my own “Done List”. If you want to be a lemming, feel free to copy this and emphasize what you have done. But what I encourage you to do is to make your own from scratch. Any Rules? Just don’t stop before you get to 50.

1. Rode a horse
2. Taken a cruise
3. Dove from the cruise ship (at port, of course)
4. Got drunk with the (non-English speaking) cruise ship engine crew
5. Had sex in a public place
6. Been to a major drag racing event
7. Been to a college football game other than the team I support
8. Drove a motorcycle over 100 mph
9. Played music to a large audience
10. Punched someone in the face (for the record: not a woman)
11. Held a tarantula
12. Had a Black Widow on my body
13. Been bitten by a Brown Recluse
14. Had a Cottonmouth swim between my legs (in knee deep water)
15. Had pet rats
16. Had a Pirrahna for a pet
17. Stayed up all night long and watched the sunrise
18. Been president of a civic group
19. Played in a marching band at a Disney World parade
20. Taken a midnight skinny dip
21. Participated in a call-in show
22. Driven non-stop from a US border to an opposite US border
23. Seen a total eclipse
24. Touched a US President
25. Interviewed on TV
26. Rode out a major hurricane
27. Have a plaque for public service on the wall
28. Took an “unauthorized” night-time climb to the top of a water tower
29. Taxied a military aircraft
30. Spoken before a group of 500+ people
31. Drank moonshine
32. Held a Coati Mundi
33. Been a patient in an ambulance
34. Been the subject of a newspaper feature
35. Killed a deer
36. Served as DMOZ editor
37. Photographed a tornado
38. Got a vehicle stuck in the middle of nowhere
39. Been to a cock fight
40. Found an unexploded bomb
41. Had the crabs
42. Bench-pressed 300 lbs
43. “Inhaled”
44. Broken a bone
45. Been in a car race
46. Had stitches
47. Slept with a co-worker
48. Milked a cow
49. Went to college
50. Dated a murderer

(not necessarily in that order)