So, I’m about 5 minutes from work, when I come upon a roadblock. I’m about 4 cars from the intersection that I usually take a right on. In the intersection are two police cars, lights flashing, officers in the middle of the road, not letting anyone move. I look around; no wrecked cars, nothing. What [...]

 You’ve just been fleeced for a simple cup of coffee.
Why not pay even more to rid yourself of the coffee-breath that they gave you in the first place?

Taken from the local paper’s “Letters To The Editor”
We don’t need a moratorium on the use of Tasers … criminals should declare a moratorium in breaking the law
Rock.

Here’s a nifty site to generate meta tags that provide geographical position info. Including these will get a site indexed by sites such GeoURL (at least I think that’s how it works.)
The easiest way I found to create the tags is to enter your ZIP code at the bottom of the page and click the [...]

Was Google offline this morning? I tried everything… the Google Firefox start page, Gmail, Froogle, Google Maps and, of course, the home page. Nothing. And from several different computers. Nothing about it on any news sites. I finally got my Google-cravings satisfied after lunch. Weird.

I saw one of these before, made the necessary adjustments, posted it and then thought, “Why am I comparing to all the rest?” So I made my own “Done List”. If you want to be a lemming, feel free to copy this and emphasize what you have done. But what I encourage you to do [...]

How embarrassing

…getting your ass kicked by a sapling.

Copywriting help needed:
Cause of AIDS Found - Scientists
Doctor Testifies in Horse Suit
City May Impose Mandatory Time for Prostitution
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One
Kicking Baby Considered to Be Healthy
Why You Want Sex Changes With Age
Boys Cause As Many Pregnancies As Girls
Cemetery Allows People to be Buried by Their Pets
Man Held [...]

The girl I was dreaming about last night must have been Arabic.
Ever had one of those days when you had this bad taste in your mouth that just would not go away? That’s what I’m going through today. I’ve tried everything: Listerine strips, brushing, some strong mint chocolate fudge. Nothing is working.
Yep, she must’ve been [...]

Sitting around taking pictures of my frigging fish…