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Zacarias Moussaoui admitted conspiracy to commit terrorism, to commit aircraft piracy, to destroy aircraft and to use weapons of mass destruction — charges which carry the death penalty. He also pleaded guilt to conspiracy to murder and to destroy property.
“I don’t expect any leniency from the Americans,” he said, but he added: “I [...]

1. “Take it easy, Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before.”
2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3. “Can you hear me NOW?”
4. “Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!”
5. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
6. “You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married.”
7. “Any sign of the trapped miners, [...]

Early this afternoon, I got a call on my cell from an unknown number:
This is 911, did someone just call from this number?
Uh, no.
Is your number ###-####?
Yes.
Well, we just received a call from this number and wanted to make sure that all was okay.
Ok, thank you, but my phone has been in my pocket all [...]

My place of employment likely has the only men’s room with pink fish on the wall.

ListZilla generates a list of all installed extesions. Comes in very handy when you need to create a new profile.
(update 8/5/06: I have since switched to InfoLister)
listzilla firefox extensions infolister

Firefox is now at 1.0.3

http://web14.compaq.com/falco/detail.asp?FAQnum=FAQ2859
How many times did Homer have to ask that question before they gave up and put it in their FAQ?

Detectives on Friday alerted searchers for a possible key piece of evidence: a bottle of Budweiser or Bud Lite that had allegedly been taken from the girl’s home by a registered sex offender around the time she disappeared.
Searches were told to keep an eye out for empty bottles of those brands of beer…. David Onstott, [...]