Washington (AyntMedia) - Following closely on the heels of the Newsweek Korangate fiasco, it has been confirmed by sources wishing to remain anonymous that the Pentagon has ordered a case of pork to be sent to the Guantanamo Bay detention facility.

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has been reportedly quoted as saying, “Due to American influence, the peoples of the Muslim world have been given a voice. The discovery of this has led to the power of protest. When they learn of this delivery of forbidden swine to the detainees at Gitmo, which will be accelerated by leaflet drops over the Mideast, protest is sure to be wide-spread. And with each instance of a riot being confirmed, a laser-guided bomb will be launched into the center of that riot. At this rate, the War on Terror should be over by the 4th of July weekend.”

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