A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded “yes” so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come [...]

I was taking a "Google Maps" vacation up in your area (I was born in Bangor) when I came across this:

This is south of Dunstable, Ma, northwest of Boston. Looks like either an observatory or a military radar installation.

Latest Satellite Imagery from NOAA
This is a pretty cool way to keep up with what’s going on in tropical weather.
The Visible cloud cover isn’t that impressive until you select the loop mode at the bottom (requires Java.) Try it in the morning or late evening so you can see the clouds come out of the [...]

I just tried an Avon cologne sample called i’mperfect. Now I smell like I spent a hour in a tobacco shop.