Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
Raise the New Orleans levees with the soil removed from the moat.
Relocate those damn Florida alligators to the moat.

Tags: alligators, hurricanes, immigration, katrina

NewsMax Internet poll involving nearly 60,000 participants:
1) Do you believe U.S. efforts to contain Iran’s nuclear weapons program are working?

Working: 7 percent
Not Working: 93 percent

2) Should the United States rely solely on the U.N. to stop Iran’s nuclear weapons program?

Yes: 11 percent
No: 89 percent

3) Do you believe Iran poses a greater threat than Saddam Hussein [...]

Burning question of the morning: What ever happened to the cruise ship I took my high school senior trip on? Well, here it is…

Seeing this old tub brought back some good memories… diving off the top levels, the Bahamian locals (”Two dolla, two dolla, I make you a offer!”), taking an unofficial tour of the [...]

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