I have an old friend in Dallas, who likes to call now and then to plan a visit. In 2004, she had her plans ready and then hurricane ivan got here first. In 2005, she again had her plans made and then hurricane katrina blocked her path. And now, I got a call from her last week to tell me she was planning to come to town for the Labor Day weekend. The only problem is that it now looks like Ernesto just may beat her here.

Sylvia, if you’re reading this: NEVER TELL ME YOUR PLANS AGAIN! JUST SHOW UP OR MAKE IT HERE IN THE WINTER OR SPRING!