Bored? Just read some of the questions on Yahoo Answers for a few laughs.

• Who was George Washington?
• When do you concieve? Pls help? (After putting your knees behind your ears is a good start)
• When is the best time to take an antidepressant like Celexa? (uh… whenever that razor blade starts to look attractive?)
• whats the largest planet in the solar system?
• which planet can be found in the centre of the solar system? (what do kids actually do in school these days?)
• I have a bad habit of biting my toe nails. How can I stop?
• do women feel like sex objects during doggy style?
• Do bald people use shampoo?
• Ever fart in a tupperware?
• when u uninstall a program were does the program go???
• What are the small, black bugs on my cat’s ears?
• How many Gods are available now?
• HOW DO I MAKE MY HIPS WIDER AND MY BOOTY BIGGEr?
• Why am I getting this throbbing sensation in my head?
• My toe jam taste bad. What should I do?
• Is it considered impolite to not lubricate the end of a felching straw?
• should you trust people on the internet? (catch 22)
• I’m class secretary and our first meeting is coming up. How do you write the first agenda or minutes? (aren’t you supposed to have a good idea about the position before you run for it?)
• Is it normal for my husband to jerk his thing all through the night? (only if you have a headache all through the night)
• where can i find government manufacturing jobs? (I didn’t know the government manufactured anything. Besides large farm animal manure that is.)
• Does Satan and demons really communicate through a piece of cardboard………….the Ouija Board?
• Do illegal immigrants have super powers? (sure, they’re even coming out with a movie - The Mex-Men)
• Would God survive a scientific experiment?
• Since I’m hotter than pretty much everyone, do I have a better chance of going to heaven?
• Is Gatorade the official drink of Islamic Fascists? (yeah, the Kool-Aide flavor)
• has anyone ever been addicted to laxatives, and what were your results?
• Why do you wash your Towel when you only use it to dry of after showering?
• I found a dead dog under my 27 year old son’s bed with a hole in it? (read the rest if you have the stomach)
• Do nuns have tight vaginas even at the age of 40?
• If I’m Out Looking For Jesus, Does That Mean He’s Hiding?
• if i killed my dad bfore i was born would i be able to time travel?
• If you sneezed on a computer,would it get a virus?
• whats steak made out of …….wut animal?
• Will I give my 10 year old dog a complex if i change his name?
• My goldfish died. Any thoughts on a final song during burial?
• Can they make you wear diapers at the mental hospital?
• If your cousin has a baby, are you an aunt or uncle?

And finally…

• why are there so many idiots on here???