For best effect (and hilarity) set your audio player on loop before playing this file. (laugh.mp3 43 kb)

• 10 -Timer on various kitchen appliances (microwave, toaster, oven, etc.)
• 9 – Cell phone ring tone (I’m tempted)
• 8 – Wake Up Alarm
• 7 – Doorbell
• 6 – Car Horn (will scare animals off the road every time)
• 5 – Squeak toy for your pet
• 4 – Halloween ornament (could also be built into a Hillary Halloween costume)
• 3 – Replacement for that squawk heard when radio and television stations do their emergency response tests
• 2 – Home burglar alarm (guaranteed to give burglars heart attacks)
• 1 – “Fatal Error” sound event for computers

Bonus – Smoke Detector alarm