Ever the opportunist, I was watching the Fox News online live feed in Galveston during Hurricane Ike when…

Geraldo Rivera gets whacked in the forehead by some flying debris
Geraldo Rivera Gets whacked in the forehead by some flying debris

Yessss!!!!!!

He slowly slumped to his knees with the effectiveness and efficiency worthy of a 1960’s B movie

(perhaps this storm should’ve been named Roger (Clemens)

Earlier…

Steve Harrigan tries out the Michael Phelps look
Steve Harrigan tries out the Michael Phelps look

Hurricane Ike wreaks havoc