Rebound guy wanted – 30

Here’s the plan… you’ll take me out and I’ll be half distracted most of the night. I will obsessively check my cell phone to see if he has called or texted me. No matter what the topic of conversation is, I’ll manage to refocus it onto my ex-boyfriend. I’ll hyper analyze the entire relationship and ask your opinion on What Went Wrong. It won’t matter how awesome you are, how caring, or mature, you will never live up to Him. Even though he lied to me, used me, and brutally broke my heart…I will go on and on with different schemes for possibly getting him back. When I’m not talking about him, I will make blanket statements about how all men are assholes.

At the end of the night, I will grudge fuck you and then immediately burst into tears. You will have to console me while I sob about how much I miss him.

If you are a glutton for punishment… send me an email.