• My cat just came in the room and whispered to me that a wet shamwow was found around Billy Mayes neck #
  • Gov Sanford – In this economy, couldn't you at least refrain from outsourcing mistress jobs? #
  • http://twitpic.com/8sbh7 – Twitpic hacked: Brittney still alive – The cat claims sunbeam as alibi. #
  • P-BO the Wind Vane President quick to meddle in Honduras coup http://bit.ly/16V3cF #
  • vegan fail http://bit.ly/16d7Ox #
  • 4 golf weekends in a row for P-BO. Maybe his job is too easy, what with all those czars on our payroll #