Twitgeist for 2009-12-02

What happened with all the missing young blond girls that the media would obsess over for weeks? Did the child molesters die off? #
Another reason Bobby's retirement is best for the #Noles : One year of transition instead of two consecutive years. #
Redneck Engineering Fail: Clemmons shot during rampage – Patched himself up with duct tape #
PBO speech to bump A Charlie Brown Christmas? I thought he only bumped the hour that @glennbeck is on #
I trust @GovMikeHuckabee 's side of the story http://tr.im/GluO but sir, don't quit your day job #