• My Big Redneck Vacation – friggin hilarious #
  • Wow, they're still counting votes out in Nevada? Are they running out of folks to pull off their shoes and socks? #

2/6/2012 Tweets

2/3/2012 Randoms

  • Every time Donald Trump sees his shadow, it means we're in for six more weeks of him believing that he's relevant. #

2/3/2012 Tweets

  • Someone needs to oil that screen door into the press room #Noles #
  • 1) Pressroom gets real quite 2) Wonder: Who walked in? 3) Repeat #Noles #
  • Reggie "Superman" Northrup #Noles http://t.co/LTKVN1fP #

2/2/2012 Tweets

  • The ultimate troll: Shows up at a Newt rally w/ a boombox playing Mitt's America The Beautiful #
  • Contrary to claims, #Firefox 10 still tried to smack down some extensions. checkCompatibilty smacked back. #rockon #

2/1/2012 Tweets

  • CNBC, you know you're at the bottom wrung of your ladder when you have to run an infomercial called Brazil Butt Lift. #

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1/27/2012 Tweets

  • With JC leaving 1270, I may as well uninstall my iheartradio app #
  • Photo: Look closely. Don’t freak when you see it. http://t.co/PyJlWEvv #
  • Photo: Deer in Florida. They exist. Really. http://t.co/5wwX6nx3 #

1/25/2012 Tweets

  • Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want & deserve to get it good and hard – HL Mencken http://t.co/Dv1TuPXV #
  • Photo: Everyday We Kindlin on Flickr. http://t.co/OS931IWz #
  • Forget Siri. There's now a mobile app called Newt. Ask it a question and it'll tell you how appalled it is that you asked such a question #

1/23/2012 Tweets