• Wow. I thought it was illegal to do the Al Sharpton mating call up in the Northeast #

4/26/2012 Tweets

  • Wow. I thought it was illegal to do the Al Sharpton mating call up in the Northeast #

4/26/2012 Tweets

4/25/2012 Tweets

  • The time is now 21 to 7 (CST) Go #Noles #
  • Lawyers RT @ecomagination I wish __________ could power cars. #
  • ACC referees RT @ecomagination I wish __________ could power cars. #
  • Olbermann's job applications RT @ecomagination I wish __________ could power cars. #
  • Brit Hume schools Bill O'Reilly on Twitter. O'Reilly says he'll hire someone to do it for him. O'Reilly wins. #
  • #GhettoWaysToDie Drive a station wagon #

4/24/2012 Tweets

  • http://t.co/vr1lK4jG @DanaPerino #
  • You didn't have to not shave your legs just for me #earthdaypickuplines #
  • #firefox 12 sneaking out on a Sunday? (saw it on Filehippo) #
  • Fearless: The Python Hunter RT: @jamiedupree: SWING STATE: Vice President Biden heads to Florida for Monday visit to the Everglades #
  • #Noles baseball team to football team: Aight boys, passing the whoopass can back around to you #
  • I'll take it: 47° tomorrow night in FLA (friggin lower Alabama) #
  • F'n Lower Al=panhandle RT: @ACCrefsSuck: Blasphemy. RT @robrrt I'll take it: 47° tomorrow night in FLA (friggin lower Alabama) #
  • Perfect no matter the month RT: @KilroyFSU: It's late April!!! RT @robrrt I'll take it: 47° tomorrow night in FLA (friggin lower Alabama) #
  • Priorities RT: @aaronjorbin: University of Florida Eliminates Computer Science Department, Increases Athletic Budgets. http://t.co/5pwjF8MR #

4/23/2012 Tweets

  • Who coulda guessed this would turn out to be a man ea… I mean… dog eat dog campaign #

4/22/2012 Tweets

4/21/2012 Tweets

  • Car chase on Fox News and no Shepard Smith #FAIL #

4/20/2012 Tweets

  • I see P-BO's mouth moving, but all I ever hear is Charlie Brown's teacher #wahwahwahhhh #
  • Win-Win: Don't fire those Secret Service agents, just assign them to President Clinton #

4/18/2012 Tweets

4/17/2012 Tweets