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The Old Jedi Mind Trick

A recently uncovered Star Wars outtake:

jedi mind trick

The President doesn’t care about Wookies.
The President doesn’t care about Wookies.

Jabba will only oppress his own people. He is no threat to the Republic.
Jabba will only oppress his own people. He is no threat to the Republic.

It’s all the Republicans’ fault.
It’s all the Republicans’ fault.

The MSM is your friend.
The MSM is our friend.

These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
These aren’t the droids we’re looking for.

Let’s get dirty

Gritty rats and mice living in sewers and farms seem to have healthier immune systems than their squeaky clean cousins that frolic in cushy antiseptic labs, two studies indicate.

The lesson for humans: Clean living may make us sick.

The studies give more weight to a 17-year-old theory that the sanitized Western world may be partly to blame for soaring rates of human allergy and asthma cases and some autoimmune diseases, such as Type I diabetes and rheumatoid arthritis. The theory, called the hygiene hypothesis, figures that people’s immune systems aren’t being challenged by disease and dirt early in life, so the body’s natural defenses overreact to small irritants such as pollen.

Someone found it necessary to do a study on this? George Carlin had it figured out a few years ago.

(link)

3 birds with 1 stone

  1. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
  2. Raise the New Orleans levees with the soil removed from the moat.
  3. Relocate those damn Florida alligators to the moat.

Iran poll

NewsMax Internet poll involving nearly 60,000 participants:

1) Do you believe U.S. efforts to contain Iran’s nuclear weapons program are working?

  • Working: 7 percent
  • Not Working: 93 percent

2) Should the United States rely solely on the U.N. to stop Iran’s nuclear weapons program?

  • Yes: 11 percent
  • No: 89 percent

3) Do you believe Iran poses a greater threat than Saddam Hussein did before the Iraq War?

  • Yes: 88 percent
  • No: 12 percent

4) Should the U.S. undertake military action against Iran to stop their program?

  • Yes: 77 percent
  • No: 23 percent

5) Who should undertake military action against Iran first?

  • U.S.: 45 percent
  • Israel: 35 percent
  • Neither: 20 percent

Can’t say that I disagree with the results, but I have to wonder if the participants actually understand the ramifications of any possible future actions (or if questions were asked about the consequences.)

Blast from the past

Burning question of the morning: What ever happened to the cruise ship I took my high school senior trip on? Well, here it is…

Flavia Linea C

Seeing this old tub brought back some good memories… diving off the top levels, the Bahamian locals (“Two dolla, two dolla, I make you a offer!”), taking an unofficial tour of the engine room (nobody down there spoke English, but with a bottle of Seagrams 7, I was welcomed with open arms.)

A history of this ship can be found here. Unforunately, she was gutted by fire in 1989 in Hong Kong.

Why Winn-Dixie will always get my lunch money

When my Mom had cancer and had to go to Shands in Gainesville for extended treatments, the Hope Lodge is where she stayed. No charge. Thank God for Winn-Dixie for supporting such a wonderful service. They have my support.

Words to remember from Colin Powell

I’m sure most everyone has heard this:

When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush.

He answered by saying that, “Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.”

It became very quiet in the room.

What you may not know is that this was not the actual exghange. This is the actual transcript which I like even better:

“And would you not agree, as a very significant political figure in the United States, Colin, that America, at the present time, is in danger of relying too much upon the hard power and not enough upon building the trust from which the soft values, which of course all of our family life that actually at the bottom, when the bottom line is reached, is what makes human life valuable?”

Secretary Powell delivered a lengthy response to the former Archbishop’s question, in the midst of which came the eloquent line quoted in the example above:

“The United States believes strongly in what you call soft power, the value of democracy, the value of the free economic system, the value of making sure that each citizen is free and free to pursue their own God-given ambitions and to use the talents that they were given by God. And that is what we say to the rest of the world. That is why we participated in establishing a community of democracy within the Western Hemisphere. It’s why we participate in all of these great international organizations.

There is nothing in American experience or in American political life or in our culture that suggests we want to use hard power. But what we have found over the decades is that unless you do have hard power â?? and here I think you’re referring to military power – then sometimes you are faced with situations that you can’t deal with.

I mean, it was not soft power that freed Europe. It was hard power. And what followed immediately after hard power? Did the United States ask for dominion over a single nation in Europe? No. Soft power came in the Marshall Plan. Soft power came with American GIs who put their weapons down once the war was over and helped all those nations rebuild. We did the same thing in Japan.

So our record of living our values and letting our values be an inspiration to others I think is clear. And I don’t think I have anything to be ashamed of or apologize for with respect to what America has done for the world.”

(Applause.)

“We have gone forth from our shores repeatedly over the last hundred years and weâ??ve done this as recently as the last year in Afghanistan and put wonderful young men and women at risk, many of whom have lost their lives, and we have asked for nothing except enough ground to bury them in, and otherwise we have returned home to seek our own, you know, to seek our own lives in peace, to live our own lives in peace. But there comes a time when soft power or talking with evil will not work where, unfortunately, hard power is the only thing that works.”

Quote of the Day

President Bush to the White House press corps:

I am here to break some news, I have asked Tony Snow to be my press secretary. Tony already knows most of you. He agreed to take the job anyway.

Irony of the Day

Got an email from Bellsouth, thanking me for being an e-bill customer, and as a token of their sincere appreciation, I’ve been automatically entered to win a luxury 10-day trip to Hawaii!

The bottom of the email stated: NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.

Wish I Lived Here

Easy Street

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