Some of the landfill-bound American flags leftover from the DNC

No, I won’t question a liberal’s patriotism, just their sense of respect (or lack thereof.)

Im-Palin or Im-Palined

This is to replace the word:

bork
to have one’s character assasinated; as in the treatment by the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee of Supreme Court Justice nominee Robert Bork.
You sure got borked impalined on that deal.

JoeBama vs McBabe
(please forgive the sexist innuendo)

Teddy Roosevelt, Margaret Thatcher and Annie Oakley rolled up into one.

From what I’ve read of her resume, I’ve been wondering if there is any way we can swap names on the Republican ticket.

• Flooring people do not know how to give proper greetings, such as: “Good Morning” or “How are you?” They always say the same thing: “How long you gonna be there?”
• Mexicans really DO take siestas.
• Where ever the duct people are working, that’s where you do NOT want to be. That’s where there’s no AC yet.
• Hard hats come in handy, just not when and where you think they come in handy.
• There are so many starving artists and poets in the world who could get unlimited inspiration from the walls inside a port-o-pottie.
• The age of a push-to-talk phone is in direct porportion to how much the person on the other end sounds like Charlie Brown’s teacher.
• Flat-head screws should be prohibited by law.

The results of a Washington DC survey regarding the bar habits of the two political parties. If this report was supposed to have a liberal bias intent, I think the point was missed.

• Who’s a better tipper? Democrats 60 percent, Republicans 38 percent.

With the taxes they want to impose, Democrats *better* be good tippers.

• Who is more likely to order a drink straight up? Republicans 82 percent; Democrats 14 percent.

Real men don’t need to water down their drinks.

• Who is more likely to order a fruity (pink) drink? Democrats 58 percent, Republicans 34 percent.

Heh. He said Fruity.

• Who has the better pick-up lines? Democrats 74 percent, Republicans 14 percent.

So that means Republicans are more respectful.

• Who is better at giving a toast? Democrats 63 percent, Republicans 36 percent.

Who gives toasts besides the elites?

• Who is more likely to arrive first for happy hour? Republicans 50 percent, Democrats 48 percent.

Thifty. I like that.

• Who is more likely to be the last to go home? Democrats 53 percent, Republicans 46 percent.

You’ll have to stay longer when drinking those watered-down and fruity drinks.

So, my Dad receives an email from a friend:

To all my friends who send me ‘best wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’ letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something,

NONE OF THAT IS WORKING!

Could you please just send money, chocolate or gasoline vouchers?

Thank You!

Notice that it says “all my friends”. I also noticed that it addressed to my Dad only.

So, do you think that he took the hint?

No, of course not, he forwarded the email to all of his contacts.

For those who oppose the death penalty and want to see it end, our best bet is to vote for Barack Obama because his supporters have been working behind the scenes to end this practice. God bless America; it’s been great living here. That’s all. -WaTimes

Spoken by a Mississippi inmate minutes before being introduced to Beelzebub. I wonder how proud BO is of that endorsement.

Recently, Glenn Beck held a hypothetical poll: if you had to vote today, who would you vote for. In a mythical three-party ballot, would you vote for Barack Obama, would you vote for John McCain or would you vote for George W. Bush? The results so far may be a bit surprising.

Personally, I would vote for and elect Dubya just to see the BDS-infected moonbats throw themselves off of cliffs in droves.

We whisnin to Loony Tunes!

Screen shot of Evil (media) Player setup.