• Denied the opportunity to gouge since the hurricane missed S Fl, northbound I-75 is an endless procession of tree-service vehicles #

8/27/2011 Tweets

  • About to drive 6-7 hours to pay $350 for a kittten… my mancard just did a #facepalm #
  • Ah, the things we do for the womenfolk #
  • $350 was the cheapest I could find for a Ragdoll RT: @danohart: @robrrt You're about to spend how much for a kitten????? heh #

8/26/2011 Tweets

  • Lady at this doctors office looks and dresses like that quack doctor on True Blood #
  • Jeb sez you win an election on ideas, not attacks. Uh… ok. So how did Obama win? #getoffmytv #

8/25/2011 Tweets

  • OK, Twitter TL, immunity for Miami players. I got it #

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8/22/2011 Randoms

8/22/2011 Tweets

  • The NCAA has handed out their punishment for Miami… they’re to be renamed the Miami Tropical Depressions #
  • A&F just gave me an idea. Perhaps UF could pay me to not wear jorts #
  • Mr Assad, if you don’t step down, I’ll send Hillary… w/o makeup #obamromise #

8/19/2011 Tweets

  • That settles it. Put campgn $ 2 better use RT: @mattklewis: Gene Simmons declares Rick Perry the next prez http://t.co/fHLJSQz #
  • If you're going through hell, keep going –Winston Churchill #

8/18/2011 Tweets

  • Naming an academic building or program after a donor is 1thing, but a student-athlete lounge should be a dead give-away #daU #

8/17/2011 Tweets