I used to be like this

Then I met a girl

She was like this

Together, we were like this

I gave her gifts like this

When she accepted my proposal, I was like this

I used to talk to her all night like this

And at the office I used to do this

When my friends saw my girlfriend, they stared like this

And I used to react like this

But on Valentines Day, she received a red rose from someone else like this

And she was like this

And I was like this

Which later led to this

And this

I felt like doing this

So I started doing this

NOW look at me

DAMN GIRLS!