Instructions:
1) Place on firm surface
2) Follow step inside circle
3) Repeat until stress is gone or you are unconscious.
Note: Please adhere to step 1 by printing this page first. I will not be held responsible for damage done to your monitor.
There now.....feeling better?
If not...
...go see a doctor.
(In the meantime, I'll try to come up with some more Stress-Busters.)