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Thousands of people have written asking, Cindy, what was your life like before you became the Duchess of Peace? Well, for many years, I was a hostess at the world-famous, beloved Nut Tree in Vacaville, CA, located on scenic interstate 80. People came from all over to use our sanitary facilities, browse our gift shoppe, & ride the legendary Nut Tree Railroad.

I remember one time the Queen of England came in for some tea, & the manager wanted to seat her entourage in our largest booth. It had a nice view of the Candy Kitchen, but I said “Rae, you CANNOT make the Queen slide into a booth! Especially in a skirt!” And the others agreed, because even then I had absolute moral authority.

Sadly, the Nut Tree closed in 1996, driven out of business by the low cost of Texas pecans. So you see, even then George Bush was destroying my life. God I hate him so!

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BDS effect of the day

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BDS effect of the day

Already the two elections have one thing in common: left-wingers are claiming George Bush stole the election.

And yes, that includes the Mexican election.

Three days before Mexicans went to the polls, London-based journalist and blogger Greg Palast, an American, wrote, “George Bush�??s operatives have plans to jigger with the upcoming elections.”

Then on July 3, in an article titled “Grand Theft Mexico” that appeared on guardian.co.uk, Palast wrote this: “As in Florida in 2000, and as in Ohio in 2004, the exit polls show the voters voted for the progressive candidate. The race is too close to call. But they will call it �?? after they steal it.”

Palast says that the FBI, acting under the guise of counter-terrorism, had obtained Mexico’s voter files through a contract with information broker ChoicePoint, the database company whose list Jeb Bush used in 2000 to “scrub” voters from voter rolls.

“The disenfranchisement of these voters cost Al Gore the presidency,” declares Palast.

ChoicePoint of Alpharetta, Ga., says that it returned or destroyed its Mexican files when it learned that collecting voter information violated Mexican law.

Says Palast: “It’s impossible to know whether the FBI destroyed its own copy�?�or whether these were then used to illegally assist the Calderon candidacy.”

No matter, the word is out, Bush “Floridized” the Mexican election.

(credit: NewsMax)

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BDS effect of the day

We were scared at work. Really scared. An anonymous package had arrived. Besides our address and metered postage (with the tell-tell zip code of course), the box was covered with messages…

(if you haven’t already guessed by the last pic, we are in Florida)

A little background: Our company has a large mail-order business, with the bulk of it shipped as gifts during the Christmas Holiday season, so it’s not unusual to have many returned due to bad addresses and such. So, this was obviously from a gift recipient.

So, what are we to do but see what was returned? Standing around the package with our breaths held (in case a cloud of anthrax billows out,) we open the box to find nothing but our packing “peanuts” and a note…

Well, here’s a novel idea for you – why don’t you jump up and kiss my ass!! Take a look around your house and make of list of all the items that came packed in fucking styrofoam! How about your tv? Did you take the effort and spend the money to send those big styrofoam blocks back to Sony in Japan? Yeah, we’re making efforts here to be more environmentally conscious, but some packages just have to be done the old-fashioned American way… with good ole American, landfill choking styrofoam. Otherwise, the gift in your box would arrive beat to hell or it would cost more because a “friendlier” packing material would not only cost us more, but also weigh more which raises the shipping expense. And then we would have to listen to your shit about how we’re overpriced.

On the other hand, you could’ve just sent a (cheap) postcard or note and nicely asked us to give consideration to our future shipping practices. Many customers (and gift recipients) do it all the time and that’s why we are making efforts to do just that. We also have customers who make that request prior to making an order. We respect those customers. But your knee-jerk, tree-hugging ass just had to spend $3.20 to prove how much you hate W be a dildo, didn’t you? Just think, the money you spent shipping our peanuts back to us could’ve fed a homeless person for a day or two. Or it could’ve (Gasp!) bought you a frothy cinnamon latte down at your corner Starbuck’s! But thanks anyway… at least we can reuse those peanuts. Jackass.

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Definition of a Jackass, Part 2