• Your johnson is way too big!
• Exclusive photos of Britney Spears with all her clothes on!
• Our pirated copies of Vista cost more than the real thing!
• Lose more money at the ca$inos! We’ll show you how!
• Does your web site really need all that extra traffic?
• Wouldn’t you just LOVE to have a hairier back?!
• Take the chance of a lifetime with our insurance!
• Turn the clock forward!
• Make every woman hate your guts!
• Tag Heuer Ripoffs – It’s About Time!
• Reserve your copy: The McDonald’s McDiet Handbook
• JAPOP Diplomas! – Just A Piece Of Paper
• Pay us to find out just how bad your credit really is!
• Slash Your eBay Feedback Score!
• Try our top selling cologne: Bug Spray!
• I have no idea what Hoodia is either.
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• Your woman actually hates it when you last more than three minutes

Ever get email from PayPal requesting an action on your part? Don’t click the link(s) within. Just forward the email, as an attachment, to:
spoof@paypal.com or spoof@paypal.co.uk
Paypal will respond to let you know if it was legitimate.

The same goes for questionable eBay email:
spoof@ebay.com

For “phishy” email sent in the name of other companies, sites, financial institutions, etc. (along with the above), I will normally forward to:
reportphishing@antiphishing.org or phishing-report@us-cert.gov

Does any of this do any good? Hell, I don’t know, but it sure feels good doing it.