• http://t.co/vr1lK4jG @DanaPerino #
  • You didn't have to not shave your legs just for me #earthdaypickuplines #
  • #firefox 12 sneaking out on a Sunday? (saw it on Filehippo) #
  • Fearless: The Python Hunter RT: @jamiedupree: SWING STATE: Vice President Biden heads to Florida for Monday visit to the Everglades #
  • #Noles baseball team to football team: Aight boys, passing the whoopass can back around to you #
  • I'll take it: 47° tomorrow night in FLA (friggin lower Alabama) #
  • F'n Lower Al=panhandle RT: @ACCrefsSuck: Blasphemy. RT @robrrt I'll take it: 47° tomorrow night in FLA (friggin lower Alabama) #
  • Perfect no matter the month RT: @KilroyFSU: It's late April!!! RT @robrrt I'll take it: 47° tomorrow night in FLA (friggin lower Alabama) #
  • Priorities RT: @aaronjorbin: University of Florida Eliminates Computer Science Department, Increases Athletic Budgets. http://t.co/5pwjF8MR #

4/23/2012 Tweets

  • Who coulda guessed this would turn out to be a man ea… I mean… dog eat dog campaign #

4/22/2012 Tweets

4/21/2012 Tweets

  • Car chase on Fox News and no Shepard Smith #FAIL #

4/20/2012 Tweets

  • I see P-BO's mouth moving, but all I ever hear is Charlie Brown's teacher #wahwahwahhhh #
  • Win-Win: Don't fire those Secret Service agents, just assign them to President Clinton #

4/18/2012 Tweets

4/17/2012 Tweets

  • If I was Romney: "I'll make you a deal Mr President, my tax returns for your college transcripts." #

4/16/2012 Tweets

  • Obama for America tweets that Romney is a "billionaire." That's not even close to being accurate. http://t.co/bxgjjQCI via @TwitPic #
  • URGENT BREAKING NEWS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT HEARD IT ENOUGH: The Titanic sank 100 years ago today #

4/15/2012 Tweets

  • My ex-fiance's family had weddings on a FSU gameday 2 years in a row. Notice I said EX. #
  • Kim Jong Un is probably plotting to kidnap Tony Stark now. #

4/13/2012 Tweets

  • "The voters aren't stupid" – The most stupid declaration made by pundits and politicians #

4/12/2012 Tweets