• New Pix: Old Mount Hebron, Alabama http://t.co/JKgLmoBJ #
  • Tonight, Spike Lee tweeted "Justice In Court". Should've added "and not in Walgreens" #
  • What's ironic is that Walgreens is (was?) a "Blue" company #
  • I shoulda known those tweets would draw in some Walgreens spam #spamtrollingwin #

3/29/2012 Tweets

  • She was tailgating me so hard I could tell the brand of makeup she was putting on #

3/28/2012 Tweets

  • (channeling my inner Homer) Mmmmmmmm….. wild boar sausage #

3/27/2012 Tweets

  • On one knee + wearing a football uni + performing oral sex = #teblowing #

3/25/2012 Tweets

  • Ok, one more time: There are no such things as Death Panels, only Life Options. Please get it right. #
  • #IlikeObamacare because Death Panels instead of Life Options means the end of political correctness #

3/24/2012 Tweets

  • Tebow + NY Jets = Virgin Airlines? #toosoon #
  • Hamilton wants to stay at Florida State where he believes he will have a better team in 2013 http://t.co/c6prcsuk #coachspeak #
  • What this boring day could use is some good juicy NFL news #

3/22/2012 Tweets

  • I guess I need to get out of this red shirt. I'm like a Pied Piper for bumble bees. #

3/21/2012 Tweets

  • Amazing how much the fireplace amplifies a mockingbird singing on the chimney #

3/20/2012 Tweets

3/17/2012 Tweets

  • Hypocrism: A form of government that requires every citizen to provide proof of insurance, but not proof of citizenship. #

3/16/2012 Tweets