Bored? Just read some of the questions on Yahoo Answers for a few laughs. Note: no corrections made for typos and grammar.
- Who was George Washington?
- When do you concieve? Pls help?#ffcc99;"> (Normally, it’s after you remove your clothes and demonstrate to your bf that you can put your knees behind your ears)
- When is the best time to take an antidepressant like Celexa?#ffcc99;"> (uh… whenever that razor blade starts to look attractive?)
- whats the largest planet in the solar system?
- which planet can be found in the centre of the solar system?#ffcc99;"> (what do kids actually do in school these days?)
- I have a bad habit of biting my toe nails. How can I stop?
- do women feel like sex objects during doggy style?
- Do bald people use shampoo?
- Ever fart in a tupperware?
- when u uninstall a program were does the program go???
- What are the small, black bugs on my cat’s ears?
- How many Gods are available now?
- HOW DO I MAKE MY HIPS WIDER AND MY BOOTY BIGGEr?
- Why am I getting this throbbing sensation in my head?
- My toe jam taste bad. What should I do?
- Is it considered impolite to not lubricate the end of a felching straw?
- should you trust people on the internet?#ffcc99;"> (catch 22)
- I’m class secretary and our first meeting is coming up. How do you write the first agenda or minutes?#ffcc99;"> (aren’t you supposed to have a good idea about the position before you run for it?)
- Is it normal for my husband to jerk his thing all through the night?#ffcc99;"> (only if you have a headache all through the night)
- where can i find government manufacturing jobs?#ffcc99;"> (I didn’t know the government manufactured anything. Besides large farm animal manure that is.)
- Does Satan and demons really communicate through a piece of cardboard………….the Ouija Board?
- Do illegal immigrants have super powers?#ffcc99;"> (sure, they’re even coming out with a movie – The Mex-Men)
- Would God survive a scientific experiment?
- Since I’m hotter than pretty much everyone, do I have a better chance of going to heaven?
- Is Gatorade the official drink of Islamic Fascists?#ffcc99;"> (yeah, the Kool-Aide flavor)
- has anyone ever been addicted to laxatives, and what were your results?
- Why do you wash your Towel when you only use it to dry of after showering?
- I found a dead dog under my 27 year old son’s bed with a hole in it?
- Do nuns have tight vaginas even at the age of 40?
- If I’m Out Looking For Jesus, Does That Mean He’s Hiding?
- if i killed my dad bfore i was born would i be able to time travel?
- If you sneezed on a computer,would it get a virus?
- whats steak made out of …….wut animal?
- Will I give my 10 year old dog a complex if i change his name?
- My goldfish died. Any thoughts on a final song during burial?
- Can they make you wear diapers at the mental hospital?
- If your cousin has a baby, are you an aunt or uncle?
- Closed the web browser in error, how do i bring it back?#ffcc99;"> (uh… how did you write this question?)
- I put half water and half gas in my car will i get better mpg?#ffcc99;"> (Sure. A car that doesn’t run gets the best MPG)
- Is betty boob a real person or is she just ade up like spongebob?
- Am i pregnat or is it just me?
- What is 25 percent of 4500. sorry not good at math?
- What is one book that changed your life or your perception of the world? #ffcc99;">(Penthouse?)
- I think theres a robber downstairs. Me and my kuzin dnt know what to do. HELP!?#ffcc99;"> (If there’s a book called 911 For Dummies, I highly recommend it. )
- Is lime/lemon and salt fattening? #ffcc99;">(no, but I’d watch out for the tequila)
- Are first cousins related to each other?
- Is there any chance for you to be born eyes first, without a face? #ffcc99;">(Billy Idol wrote that song just to freak you out)
- Does weed smell like Marlboro lights? #ffcc99;">(heh, you got ripped off)
- Where can I buy Photosynthesis?#ffcc99;"> (I’m sure the answer is somewhere in that 1200 page cap & trade bill)
- Does anyone know what the address of the red carpet is in hollywood?
- Whats the best way to make your dad vomit?
And finally…
- How do you post questions on Yahoo Answers?
